I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
The reason I don’t smile when I’m riding is because I’m trying to remember where the fuck I’m going.
Or what the fuck I’m doing
Or how the fuck to do it
And if I am smiling, it’s because i just fucked up and i’m trying to cover it up.
Or I’m laughing at myself because of how god awful it was