swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

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babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert, via haha-l-m-a-o)

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ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via perksofbeingapinkpanda)

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mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(Source: mexicanest, via keeleydeering)

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