babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert, via haha-l-m-a-o)

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ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via perksofbeingapinkpanda)

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mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(Source: mexicanest, via keeleydeering)

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  • person: so what do you do in your spare time?
  • me: i like to sit on 1000 pound unpredictable animals and tell them to run at different speeds
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  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
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equestrianxbitch:

bridles-and-boots:

dressage-queer:

theequestriansleighbells:

train-to-win:

theeventingblog:

The reason I don’t smile when I’m riding is because I’m trying to remember where the fuck I’m going.

Or what the fuck I’m doing

Or how the fuck to do it

And if I am smiling, it’s because i just fucked up and i’m trying to cover it up.

Or I’m laughing at myself because of how god awful it was

^

(via chestnutgelding)

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